After spending an hour unclogging the bathtub and sink…
I’m feeling pretty drained.
Joke Type: one-liner
One-liner jokes, punchlines, setups, and comedy bits from Chaotic Meh — sorted for people who know exactly what kind of bad idea they want.
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Tom Jones Syndrome
A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I can’t get that song ‘She’s a Lady’ out of my head. It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won’t go away.”
The doctor says, “Hmmm… sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome.”
The guy says, “I’ve never heard of that. Is it rare?”
And the doctor says, “It’s not unusual.”
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ID Theft
My friend David has just been a victim of ID theft.
He’s now called Dav.
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Calendar Company
Why did the employee at the calendar company get fired?
He took a day off.
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Invisible
I thought I was invisible, so I went to the doctor…
…unfortunately, he couldn’t see me.
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eBay Is So Useless
eBay is so useless.
I tried looking up lighters, and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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The Speed Limit of Sex
What is the speed limit of sex?
68 — because at 69 you have to turn around.
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Flappuccino
What is the female equivalent of teabagging?
A flappuccino.
